"My Moms making me sleep in the attic with my cousin Fuller, I hate it up here. Not to mention, Fuller still wets the bed. My extended family is here overnight because in the morning my whole family is going to Paris for Christmas. Does it even snow in Paris?
Anyway, I swear it wasn't my fault; I shouldn't even be in trouble. It was my brother Buzz, he ate the ONLY slice of cheese pizza. So I went after him... and of course I got blamed. My Uncle Frank even called me a jerk, I hate that guy.
Now I'm up here in the attic but at least the FANTASY☆DELUXE Christmas Eve Holiday Special is on. Might as well record some of it with my Talk Boy."